| Mandee: | You choose to give me sympathy at the moment when I don't need sympathy. |
| Sam: | Take the girly feelings when you can get them. My tears can cure cancer. Too bad I never cry! |
| Mandee: | You would if I punched you in the gut. |
| Sam: | But why would you do that? It's my birthday! |
| Mandee: | If I get cancer, I'm punching you in the gut so your tears cure my cancer. |
| Sam: | That's completely fair. |
| *shakes hands* | |
| Mandee: | What did we just agree to? |
