December 2011
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girl-like-that replied to your photoset: Drunk photoshoot! I decided this was a good idea….
I FOUND A DRUNK TYPO! I didn’t think it was possible. But you made a drunk typo and that proves that you are human. Also, sorry I missed your ugly sweater party, I had to stay at work late.
MY GOD, YOU’RE RIGHT. I FOUND A RUN-ON SENTENCE.
I deserve to be shot now.
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girl-like-that replied to your photoset: Drunk photoshoot! I decided this was a good idea….
I FOUND A DRUNK TYPO! I didn’t think it was possible. But you made a drunk typo and that proves that you are human. Also, sorry I missed your ugly sweater party, I had to stay at work late.
You jest! Drunk typo?
And that’s okay. I still have your present, whenever you’re in the...
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Dead Hookers
Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril: A call girl!
Archer: No, Cyril. When they're dead, they're just hookers.
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“I call him Fister Roboto. He’s a fully integrated multi-fetish artificial being....”
– Doctor Algernop Krieger (via inboxwrites)
I keep wondering why I’m so tired, even though it’s noon.
And then I remember I was up until 2am drinking and watching Archer with Dane, and then another hour after that drunk blogging, tweeting, and wishing friends happy birthday on Facebook.
And people say I don’t know how to have a good time.
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Drunk bloggingggggggg!
And yes, I purposely put in all the ‘g’s at the end of that word.
I didn’t intend to get drunk tonight. I intended on going to the movies with Dane to see Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows and then coming home and wallowing.
We did go see the movie, which was fucking amazing, by the way. I highly recommend it. The score was a brilliant Hans Zimmer...
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Christmas Don’t Be Late
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“I want to get famous and create a catering place that delivers dessert....”
– My sister is brilliant, and rusty on forms of flattery.
