February 2012
We haven't seen each other in awhile
Mandee: You choose to give me sympathy at the moment when I don't need sympathy.
Sam: Take the girly feelings when you can get them. My tears can cure cancer. Too bad I never cry!
Mandee: You would if I punched you in the gut.
Sam: But why would you do that? It's my birthday!
Mandee: If I get cancer, I'm punching you in the gut so your tears cure my cancer.
Sam: That's completely fair.
*shakes hands*
Mandee: What did we just agree to?
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after-the-sky asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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blahhimmakrackenfromthesea asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!!!! :D
One minute!
!!!
Birthday is three minutes away and counting.
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
thefrogman:
My brother and I are now spending the time looking up luxury vacations to Hawaii while watching our dad play Arkham City. We are a family of togetherness.
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata
Watchsnowyelephants:
thisdoesnotsuck:
Might be the best commercial of the Super Bowl - “NBC sings ‘Brotherhood of Man’.”
oh
my
god
Today I get to see my friend Dave, whom I haven’t seen since… high school?
No, there was that one time we had lunch together and watched South Park between classes that one time three years ago.
I don’t know what we plan on doing, but I do know that it’ll be weird and fun.
Kristina: Tomorrow will be Charles Dickens' 200th birthday. You can bet I'm making something! :)
Sam: Please, sir, can I have some more?
Kristina: Mankind was his business, and tomorrow, being dorky shall be ours.
Sam: I have a meeting at work tomorrow, and I may just exclusively speak in Dickens quotes.
Kristina: You should! Twil be a far far better thing that you do.
Sam: It was the best of deli times, it was the worst of deli times.
Ian: Reading this conversation just made my day.
