February 2012
One minute!
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Birthday is three minutes away and counting.
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
thefrogman:
My brother and I are now spending the time looking up luxury vacations to Hawaii while watching our dad play Arkham City. We are a family of togetherness.
Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
snowyelephants:
thisdoesnotsuck:
Might be the best commercial of the Super Bowl - “NBC sings ‘Brotherhood of Man’.”
oh
my
god
Today I get to see my friend Dave, whom I haven’t seen since… high school?
No, there was that one time we had lunch together and watched South Park between classes that one time three years ago.
I don’t know what we plan on doing, but I do know that it’ll be weird and fun.
Kristina: Tomorrow will be Charles Dickens' 200th birthday. You can bet I'm making something! :)
Sam: Please, sir, can I have some more?
Kristina: Mankind was his business, and tomorrow, being dorky shall be ours.
Sam: I have a meeting at work tomorrow, and I may just exclusively speak in Dickens quotes.
Kristina: You should! Twil be a far far better thing that you do.
Sam: It was the best of deli times, it was the worst of deli times.
Ian: Reading this conversation just made my day.
Unless this club tonight is like the Snakehole. In which case, I’ll have the best fucking time ever.
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We’re trying again to hit up a club, this time for Colleen’s birthday. This could either be really awesome, or spectacularly bad.
I’m banking on the latter. At least it’ll be a good story for tomorrow at work.